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Name: Jayson
Country: United States
State: Arkansas
Metro: Fayetteville
Birthday: 4/26/1985
Gender: Male


Interests: Writing music, Music in general, Barbershop quartets, Broadway Musicals, Card games, Video Games, Board Games, Jeopardy, Hanging out with friends, Making myself look like an idiot, Making fun of myself, Dancing like the white boy that I am, Funny commercials, Making people laugh at almost any cost, Note pads, Brand new pillows, Homestar Runner, Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, Family Guy, American Dad, Venture Brothers, Robot Chicken, Camping, Movies, M&Ms, Garfield comic strip, Zits comic strip, Good conversations, Eugene Levy is the funniest man on Earth
Expertise: Sales and Marketing, Music Composition
Occupation: Sales
Industry: Business


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AIM: Amazin Mr Kemper
Yahoo: thekemper01


Member Since: 4/16/2005

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Saturday, October 06, 2007

Ah, boredem... we meet again...

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?  ...I like this song...
2. How much cash do you have on you? About 13 $2 bills... obviously not meant for spending...

3. What's a word that rhymes with DOOR? More

4. Favorite planet? I've always been partial to Neptune.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? My sister

6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone? Play that Funky Music White Boy

7. What shirt are you wearing? ...it's really hot in my room right now... :)

8. Do you label yourself? Well, I'm fat... does that count?

9. Name the brand of the shoes you're currently wearing: Starter

10. Bright or Dark Room? It's bright, but I likes it dark. 

11. Why is there always a missing question? To account for the missing answer

12. What does your watch look like? my cellphone

13. What were you doing at midnight last night? sleeping, for once

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say? "Gooberhead"


15. Where is your nearest 7-11? If by 7-11 you mean convenient store, then right down the road from my house.

16. What's a word that you say a lot? Dude

17. Who told you he/she loved you last? One of my employees :D

18. Last furry thing you touched? ...my bath towel?

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?  I think I took some allergy medicine a few days ago...

20. How many rolls of film do you need developed? This is 2007... you mean "How many megs of pictures do you need to upload on your computer?"

21. Favorite age you have been so far? 17 was pretty sweet... I think.  That was like 5 years ago.  Wait, that was senior year... yeah, that one was good.
22. Your worst enemy? Right now it's the sun (this one window in my room catches the setting sun EVERY SINGLE DAY and it just happens to line up perfectly with my desk chair...)

23. What is your current desktop picture? Jeremy Jarvis' newest render of Might of Oaks :D

24. What was the last thing you said to someone? "The office is clean... I'm going home."

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, what would it be? Flight for one simple reason--I would be The Amazing Flying Fat Guy and make a million bucks :D

26. Do you like someone? ...yes? 

27. The last song you listened to? First Time by Lifehouse

28. What time of day were you born?  2:01pm... weird that I know that...

29. What's your favorite number? 6

30. Where did you live in 1987? Pine Bluff, AR

31. Are you jealous of anyone?  Not particularly

32. Is anyone jealous of you? I'm sure everyone is

33. Where were you when 9/11 happened? Pulling into my high school parking lot.

34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money? ***

35. Do you consider yourself kind? ...yes?

36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be? I think my right shoulder would suffice... though I despise needles...
37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be? Spanish

38. Would you move for the person you love? I believe I have yet to truly be in love.

39. Are you touchy-feely?  Eh, sometimes, believe it or not...

40. What's your life motto? If you're stupid, don't talk to me (I'm not kidding)

41. Name three things you have on you at all times: Keys, Wallet, Wit

42. What's your favorite town/city? I really enjoyed my brief trip to Dallas while in High School (and I get to go again in March on a business trip)

43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash? You might as well be asking me who sat behind me in my seventh grade history class.


44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it? See the above answer.


45. Can you change the oil on a car? Yes, but it's very tedious and I'm lazy.

46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her? Again, I don't think I've truly been in love yet.

47. How far back do you know your ancestry? Somewhere along the way, I know I'm related to Elvis.

48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy? Suit... Church

49. Does anything hurt on your body right now? Nope

50. Have you ever been burned by love? Nah, just by a lawnmower, a space heater, a grill, the sun, a campfire, another grill, my radiator...

51. Do you have a crush on any bloggers?  Since all bloggers are Asian teenagers, no.

52. Where would you like to live?  If I had enough money, I would totally buy the house I'm in right now.  This is a freakin' sweet house.


Sunday, June 24, 2007

So I just found out that during my epic move from my apartment to my new house, my apartment was placed under new management.  And they lost my file.  So I don't have to pay the $600 that I owe them for 2 months rent.


Wednesday, May 30, 2007

My grandfather just died.


Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Apparently there are two individuals that I work with that really truely believe they are vampires.  Freaky...


Sunday, January 07, 2007

Oh yeah...

I got a Wii about a week ago.

So...

much...

fun...



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